Monday, November 9, 2009

sex is not my priority....

ermmm aku nk cite 1 cerita... cewahhh cm nenek kebayan yg howt plak nk cite2 ni...... ni 1 kisah yg berlaku pade aku.... yg membuatkan aku reject abes kt mamat2 foreign ni.... yuck.....~!!

sorry if this entry..... agak lucah....
bebaru ni... aku slalu dpt msg n call dr seorg lelaki... katanya nama dia Tahir.... and he's from EGYPT.... so pak arab laa..... dia skrg stay kt sunway... student... aku suh dia send pic dia kt hp housemate aku... ermmmm muka bleh tahan laa. tp utk seorg student.. he's old enough... jaat aku.... aku x kisah laa if dia really sincere nk kawan2..... aku ok je.... aku leh kawan ngan semua org..... no big deal.....

he kept asking me... bila nk dtg kl.... speaking laa...tp dia leh gak ckp bhs melayu sket2.... dia ckp kt aku.....

money is not a problem for me..... that means dia byk duit la... siap nk bg aku duit tambang utk p kl... Thank God aku kt penang rite now.......

tp semakin lama.. semakin dia berani.... aku jd bengang... dia tye kt aku....

what do u like???

then aku ckp...

i like almost everything....

pastu... dia tye aku lg....

which one is the most???

aku ckp...

i don't know... cannot think of it... since it's already midnight right now...

ehehehehe...
aku cm dpt rase ape yg dia nk bgtau... pastu dia ckp lg....

just tell me.... u need to be sincere...

ehhh xmemasal lak mamat ni... ape kena mengena....

pastu dia kate....

honestly.. i can make u happy more than anybody...

so aku tye...

how???

then dia ckp...

mine is BIG......

Aku nk tergelak tp aku tahan jek... geli siot.... aku pon jawab laaa

so????

dia kate....

i can make u happy.... i can give u satisfaction..... mine is bigger than all malaysians.... so that will makes u happy.....

aku balas balik....

u think wif sex i can only get my happiness.. you're wrong bebeh......sex is not my priority.....

bengang gak aku.... xmemasal......pastu dia tye aku....

so what will make u happy??

aku dah malas nk layan..... bengang babe... bodo punye pak arab.... igt aku giler kt kote dia... panjang sedepa pon aku x heran... wat pe.. bikin sakit je... wakkaakakakakakaka....
pastu aku malas nk dgr dia membebel lg.. mulut ni pon da penat speaking...w akakakakak... aku pon trus letak fon....

pastu dia msg2 aku.... call lg...

ehhh arab jahilliah ni x reti bahase ke.....????

Getus kt dalam ati... (cehhh cm dlm novel lak bahase aku)

so pastu.. aku dah xtahan lg... aku tros off fon... and tido.... xpe... ari ahad gak pown.......

sorry arr babe.. if korg call utk mende cm tu... aku xlyan.... money cannot buy me la.... ahakss.... unless aku syok kt korg... aku pertimbangkan... wkakaakakaka... bitchy giler statement....

13 budak itam komen:

Loyer Lelaki said...

alhamdulillah....

zie_kura2sakura said...

gatal miang betol..bahaye org Arab ni kak..zie de dengar org y study c2 kne fuck senang2 jep if klua sorg-sorg...tp xde la sume jahat..xde la smp overgeneralize diorg..huhu



geli le plak die kate beso..eeeee...


hahahaha..

maaf la kak,agak lucah le ckit komennye...

~natasha~ said...

apsal loyer??? ahakss.... selera aku masih malaysian size ok.. wakakakaka

ye ke zie??? sib bek x p blaja kt al azhar.... wkaakakakaka.....

xpe.. lucah membina xpe... akak pon rase nk jek suh dia mms pic anu dia yg besar tu kate nye.... wakakakakakakaa

zie_kura2sakura said...

ha.idea yg bernas tu kak..ape lagi,suh tangkap gambo *tut die tuh..meh kita menakalkan diri..igt laki je nakal?

hahahahaha

~natasha~ said...

loyer.. mms sekeping... wkakakakaka.. larikkkkkkk

Daud Mili said...

keterbukaan kamu untuk menulis cerita ini harap2 membuka minda gadis2 melayu agar menghargai lelaki2 melayu yang ader...hahahahaha......apa benda aku tulis nih, tapi mat arab seyes memang macam ni ler...aku kenal belambak kat uitm,...kalau yg alim tuh alim la,...tapi kalau tak alim tuh,...huhh...macam kita jgk ler perangai nyer, bahkan lagi terok!!!>.

~natasha~ said...

mebi pempuan melayu ske yg big size kot... so.. u kena laaa work out on that area.. ahakssss

Faith said...

pnah kluar kat tv3 gak nie.....tapi sy lupa dah apa tv3 gelar mereka nie...

suraya said...

alhmdulillah u masih waras lg... i pn x phm nape bnyk girls kt luar sne bole jatuh kt tgn pak arab n burung2 gagak yg i think sgt menggelikn... yewwwwwww

i.am.belle said...

orang kulit itam mmg cam gitu ah. giler vagina tuh. ceh sasau.

~natasha~ said...

faith... kalo org afrika... negro tu. da mmg cm tu... kekadang diorg bkn islam pon.. masalahnya arab jahilliah ni islam... siap bg salam lg.. tp hampehhh..

suraya...
mebi sbb diorg ni byk duit.. ahaks.. also x laku dimata lelaki msia... lebih tepat lg... want the big size... yuckkkk... wkakaakak... gilerrr.... xsanggup akooo

belle...
mmg giler vagina.... kalo tgk pempuan dia pon big boobs... sure dah.. hancosss.. smp terdesak ngorat awek melayu yg comel2 ni

Loyer Lelaki said...

ASTAGHFIRULLAH...

~natasha~ said...

motiff laa sgt ko loyer.. ahaksss